Do I even have to say anything?

JOY! I found my old memory card from a while back. These pictures are what gave me the idea for this blog in the first place. I found this line of toys at the dollar store. This has to be one of the funniest bad translations I've seen in a long time. Apparently girls are either supposed to be non-threatening or tumors in remission. Take your pick.

Apparently Betty Crocker makes candles now. Or 'made' since this is at a clearance store. I can't imagine why they didn't sell.

Sneaker-heels?

Honey Nut Scooters? Seriously?

This is an older pic but worth mentioning. I'm not a Rock Band fanatic, but it's a fun game. The concept of a stage kit for what is essentially a glorified karaoke game, however... Let me also state that this kit is $100.

That's right, it's a drama-filled hospital game for the whole family! In case it's not legible the red text says 'Operations. Relations. Complications.' This brilliant idea of a game is completely covered in dust; I had to wipe it off before I could take the picture.